The old man says, "It's your generation that's destroying our society."
**Reader Reaction: Ugh! That nasty cynical old man! That's obviously not true! I hope he gets his comeuppance!**
The teenager replies, "Man, if I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy YOU destroyed!"
**Reader Reaction: OOOH! Take that you uncouth old man! I'm glad he got found out and we all learned a valuable lesson today that nobody is perfect!**
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