"Dear, honestly answer this. What did you think when you saw me the first time 50 years ago?"
He says "I thought I so want to suck your titties dry and fuck your brains out..."
Wife giggles hearing this answer. While biting her lips she says "Well... what do you think of me now?"
He says without skipping a beat " I think I did a fairly good job!"
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