Grand pa and grand ma were sitting on the porch rocking one day, when grand ma looked over at grand pa and slapped him up side the head.Grand pa shook the cobwebs out of his head and said " Ma , what was that for?, Grand ma looked at grand pa and told him " That's for having a small dick!"Grand pa nodded his head in disgrace. Then he stood up and knocked the hell out of grand ma. She picked herself up from the floor , set up her rocking chair, looked at grand pa with a shocked look and said "Pa , what was that for?"Pa stood up and said " THAT'S FOR KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE ! "
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