when she noticed that there were barely any cars around and the road was pretty much mostly straight.
She grabs the half-finished sweater on the passenger seat and proceeds to drive with her knees and elbow whilst knitting.
A cop happens to drive by and sees this old lady knitting while driving. Knowing this could lead to an accident the cop instructs the old lady to wind down her window while he does the same.
He yells: "Pull over!"
The old lady replies: "No! Cardigan!"
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