An old lady walks into her church to pray one morning. The church was having some painting work done in the domes, and the painter was up working when he sees the old lady walk in. When he notices that she does not realize he is up there, he decides to have a little fun.
He booms, "I am the Lord!" The old lady does not respond. "I am the Lord!" he says again. Still no response from the old lady. Finally, he really gives it a go, "I AM THE LORD!"
The old lady looks around, quite irritated, and says, "Would you please be quiet? I'm trying to talk to your mother!"
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