An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. Little boy, she called, don't you know you shouldn't go fishing on a Sunday? I'm not going fishing, ma'am, he called back, I'm going home.
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