A man sitting at a bar looks up to notice a beautiful woman across the bar. Just as he notices her, her glass eye falls out and rolls toward him. He snatches it before it falls to the floor.
Upon returning her glass eye to her, they get to talking and the man ends up taking her home. In the morning, after a night of love-making, the man asks if she goes home with a lot of guys.
"No, you just caught my eye."
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