An old Italian man and his three sons...

NSFW (Best if delivered in an eccentric Italian accent with all the gestures)

So this old Italian man has 3 sons, 2 of them quite fat and 1 skinny.

He asks his first son "a-Mario! Why you-a so fat?" Mario says "oh but-a papa, I like-a the linguini!" His papa say "but-a Mario! You take-a too big-a bite."

The old man asks his second son: "Luigi, why you-a so fat?" Luigi says "oh but-a papa, I like-a the rigatoni". His papa say "oh but Luigi, you take-a too big-a bite!"

Then he ask his third son, Zucchini: "Zucchini! How you stay-a so skinny?" Zucchini say "oh but-a papa, I only eat da pussy." "Da pussy, Zucchini? But dat-a taste like-a shit!"

And zucchini says "oh but-a papa! You take-a too biiig-a bite!"

From my uncle. Enjoy.