An old grumpy lady gets in a bus.

She hijacks the speaker and yells :


"All of you that sit on the left side of this bus are assholes ! The ones sitting on the right are sons of bitches !!!"


A man rise and answers :


"Mrs. This is absolutely unacceptable, i'm not an asshole !"


"**THEN GET ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU SON OF A BITCH !**"

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