An old couple decide to take a second honeymoon at the same place as their original honeymoon to celebrate their 50th year together. The couple lay in bed when the wife turns to the husband and asks: "When you first saw me naked, what did you think?" The husband thinks for a moment and then says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry." The wife absorbs the answer. After a moment she steps out of the bed and takes off all her clothes. She asks: "What do you think when you see me naked now?" The old husband responds: "Like I did a pretty good job!"
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