The lady turns to the man and says "I remember when we were young, you used to tell me you loved me". Grudgingly the man replies "Of course I love you". The lady says "And I remember when we were young, you would hold me closely and caress me in your arms". With a sigh, the man puts his arms around his wife and holds her close for a moment. She then continues: "And I remember when we were young, you used to nibble on my ear". With that the man abruptly threw off the covers, got up and strode across the bedroom. "What's wrong?" said his wife. He replied, "Got to go and put my teeth in!"
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