An old blind couple is told that they are both eligible for sight restoration surgery.

Naturally they are excited about regaining the sense that they have been deprived of for decades. The two will undergo the surgery at the same time so that the first person they see will be each other. They are sitting in the waiting room full of joy and anticipating the moment when they will lock eyes for the first time.

The surgeries are successful and they are told to keep their bandages on for a week to allow their wounds to heal. A week passes and the couple undresses their faces in an "Eye of The Beholder" fashion. Tension mounts and before they know it they are staring at each other. They are both reduced to tears.


The woman exclaims "Oh my! You're just as I envisioned." The man stands there speechless and is overcome with emotion. After a brief moment of uncontrollable tears. The woman says "It's ok, you don't have to say anything, I know exactly how you feel." The man's mouth drops and has a bewildered look on his face and says "You also think we should see other people?"

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