A man is sitting on a bar stool, with an untouched mug filled with a dark liquid right beside him. Suddenly, a large man walks into the bar, sits right next to him, grabs the mug, chugs it, and sets it on the bar. The man looks at the empty mug, and suddenly breaks down in sobs. The large man feels guilty, and offers him a new drink. The man wipes his nose on his sleeve and says, "No. It's not that. It's just that I have been having the worst day of my life. First, I was fired from my job. When I walked to the parking lot, I saw a man stealing my car. So I had to take a taxi home. When they dropped me off, I forgot my wallet in the taxi. When I walked inside my home, I found my wife cheating on me with the mailman. So when I finally came here to end my life, you come here, and drink my poison."
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