An Italian guy, a Russian guy, and a Polish guy are waiting for a job interview.

An Italian guy, a Russian guy, and a Polish guy are sitting in a waiting room, waiting to be called in for a job interview.

The Italian is called into the manager's office first.

The manager is a nice looking, normal guy, but he has no ears. The Italian takes a seat.

"For this job, we need someone very observant. Tell me, what's something you can observe about me?" says the manager.

The Italian replies, "You've got no fucking ears!" The manager gets furious and kicks him out of his office.

Next, the Russian is called into the manager's office.

"We need someone very observant for this job," says the manager. "To test your observational skills, tell me something you observe about me."

"You've got no fucking ears!", says the Russian. Again, the manager gets furious and tells the Russian to leave his office.

Both the Russian and the Italian make sure to tell the Polish guy, who was still waiting in the waiting room, that the manager is going to ask him to make an observation about him. They told him to be careful, though, because he's very sensitive about not having any ears and that he shouldn't mention it.

The Polish guy gets called into the manager's office.

"I need to test your observational skills before hiring you," says the manager. "What's something you observe about me?"

Flustered, the Polish guy replies, "Uhh, you're wearing contact lenses."

Surprised, the manager asks, "Why yes I am, how did you know that?"

The Polish guy replied, "How the hell would you wear glasses? You've got no fucking ears!"

"Get the fuck out of my office!!!"

Joke by Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling :)

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