...were fighting over whose ancestors had the most advanced civilization.
The Romans were the most advanced said the Italian. And I'm going to prove it to you. Here's a photograph
from a recent excavation site under the Colloseum. What do you see?
The Egyptian and the Greek after studying the picture:
-A wire.
-Exactly. Do you know what that means? Said the Italian.
-No, came the reply.
-It means that the Ancient Romans had invented the telegraph!
-That's nothing said the Egyptian. Here's a photograph from a recent excavation site under the Great Pyramid of Gyza. What do you see?
The Italian and the Greek after studying the picture:
-Two wires.
-Exactly. Do you know what that means? Said the Egyptian.
-No, came the reply.
-It means that the Ancient Egyptians had invented the telephone!
-Meh, that's nothing, said the Greek. Here's a photograph from a recent excavation site under the Parthenon. What do you see?
-The Egyptian and the Italian study the picture. After looking hard, and examining all the fine details they say perplexed:
-Nothing!
-Exactly. Do you know what that means? Said the Greek.
-No, came the reply.
-It means that the Ancient Greeks had invented the cellphone!
Rough translation from a Greek joke.
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