The instructor of the class has prepared three dishes for the class to cook; Fettuccine Alfredo, Éclair, and Schnitzel. He walks up to the Italian and asks him what he would like his job to be.
"I will be responsible for the creation of the Fettuccine Alfredo."
The instructor allows him do do so, and moves on to the Frenchman, to whom he repeats his query.
"I will begin crafting the Éclair, if you please."
The instructor moves on to the German.
"I would like to be in charge of making the Schnitzel."
The instructor lets him join the others in creating their respective dishes, and finally comes to the American, who is grinning widely.
"I am sorry," says the instructor. "I have no dishes left to cook for you."
"That's alright," responds the American. "I'll be in charge of eating them."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.