An Israeli, an Indian and an American are lost in a desert ...

They are all hungry, thirsty, tired and close to dying. Finally the Israeli (who is a jew) miraculously stumbles upon an Oasis and they are having a pork sausage sizzle. The Israeli is torn between surviving and being true to his religion and finally decides to eat the sausage.

The Indian (who is a hindu) also stumbles upon the oasis just as he had almost given up all hopes of survival. To his dismay they were serving sizzling steaks. Again he made the same tough decision and reluctantly accepts the forbidden meat just to survive.

Finally the American (who is not from California) stumbles upon the oasis too, but this time they are having delicious grilled broccolis. Upon seeing this the American groans and moves along.

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