An officer stops a speeding automobile on the highway which was driving two times the speed limit.

The driver steps out full of remorse.

"Sorry officer, was I driving too fast?"

"Nah, you were flying too low"

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.