The pilot says the plane is too heavy, everyone will have to throw out the thing they need the least to rid the excess weight. The american goes first he throws out his cheeseburger and the arab asks : why did you throw that out? The american replies casually "eh theres plenty more of that where I come from. Arab's turn *throws out a bomb* as the israeli asks why would you throw that, the arab replies "well we got plenty of those we dont need it" so the israeli shoves the arab off the plane and the american then asks him why'd you throw him off? And the israeli man replies "eh, y'know we kind of have too many of those.
The american later gets home to find his 10 year old on the floor laughing his arse off and he say's what's so funny boy? The son replies in tears "I farted and the neighbours house blew up"
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