The lot is especially busy and he can't find one anywhere and has been searching for much to long in his opinion. So because of his frustration he looks to the sky and says, "God please give me a parking spot. I'll go to church every Sunday, I'll even quit drinking!"
Suddenly a heavenly light shines down upon an empty space. The Irishman then says, "Don't worry I found one."
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