After downing several pints, he heads to the loo to take a huge piss.
At the urinal next to him, there's a really short guy, wearing all green, with a top hat and a pipe. He takes a quick peek and sees the short guy has a huge dick.
Irish guy is drunk and decides to say, "I'd do anything to have a dick that big."
Short guy says, "I'm a leprechaun. I'll grant you one wish, if you suck my dick."
The guy thinks about it for a minute, and being sauced, he agrees. He's kneeling down, sucking the smaller guy's dick for a few minutes, and then stops and says, "I can't believe I'm sucking a leprechaun's dick!"
The short guy replies, "I can't believe that you think I'm a leprechaun!"
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