An Irish priest dies and goes to heaven...

When he gets up to the pearly gates he's greeted by Saint Peter.

"Hello father O'Mally, you've lead a pious life and have spread the word to many followers but for your final test to enter into heaven you must answer 3 questions" St. Peter asks Father O'Mally the questions

"How many seconds are there in a year?"

"Which days in a week start with the letter T?"

and "What is God's first name?"

Father O'Mally paused for a moment and asked St. Peter to give him a day to think of the answers and St. Peter obliged.

Father O'Mally returned the next day and St. Peter asked him the questions again.

"How many seconds are in a year?"

"12" Said Father O'Mally

Not the answer he was expecting, St. Peter questioned how Father O'mally got this.

"So O'Mally, how many seconds are in a minute?"

"60" said O'mally

"So how did you get 12 seconds?"

"Easy, you have January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."

While not the answer he was expecting, St. Peter allowed it and moved on to the next question.

"Which days in a week start with the letter T?"

"Today and Tomorrow" said O'Mally

This was again not the answer that St. Peter was expecting but he allowed it, even though he was becoming quite frustrated with the Irish Priest.

"Final Question," said St. Peter, "What is God's first name?"

"Andy" said O'Mally

St. Peter again asked how O'Mally hae gotten this answer, to which he replied...

"Easy, in the scripture it says 'And he walks with me and he talks with me.'"