Why was the moron hitting his head against the wall?
Because it felt so good when he stopped !
What do you call 12 morons at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket!
Why did the moron drive his truck off the bridge?
He wanted to check his airbrakes!
How many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3...one to hold the bulb, and 2 to turn the chair!
Why did the moron open the refrigerator door?
He wanted to see the salad dressing!
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!
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