An Irish Daughter Had Not Been Home For Over 5 Years. She Shocked Her Father When She Came Home And Said This

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not
write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?

Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother
thru?‘

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....l
became a prostitute...‘

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot!
Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.‘

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give
mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten
bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold
Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new
Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the
country club ...... .. (takes a breath) ........ .. And
an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on
board my new yacht in the Riviera and....'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?‘ says
Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy!
Sniff, sniff.‘

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I
thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give
yer old Dad a hug.‘