In a small village in Ireland, the priest from the local church was called upon to make a pilgrimage to the Vatican. As he was saying goodbye to his constituents, he was greeted by Patty and Maggie, the town's newest young couple.
"Please father," said Maggie, "we've been having a bit of trouble having some children lately. We were wondering if, when you go on your pilgrimage, you wouldn't mind lighting a candle for us at St. Peter's Basilica, in the hopes that we might just get one child by the grace of God." Wanting to help the couple, the priest agreed.
The priest left on his pilgrimage and didn't come back for another eighteen years. When he finally returned to the village, he decided to check in on Patty and Maggie.
"Oh Patty and Maggie," said the priest, "I did what you asked and lit the candle for you in the Vatican. Tell me, did you get the child you were after."
To which Patty grabbed the priest by the collar, looked him in the eye and said, "Blow that shit out already, we got feckin fourteen!"
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