An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales. The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your son.
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