Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black ones or the brown ones?
Interviewer: Brown ones.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black ones?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which ones? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other ones?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black ones are mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown ones?
Farmer: they are also mine
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