One signs to the other that they should go out for whores. The other signs, "good idea, we should pick up some condoms though". So they go to the store and one of them goes in to buy condoms. He comes out a few moments later, shaking his head.
"Did you get the condoms?" Says the friend who stayed in the car.
"I can't get the clerk to figure out what I'm asking for, he doesn't speak sign language."
"Go back in, lay five dollars on the counter, and lay your dick on the counter with it."
So the friend goes back inside only to return a minute later, again shaking his head.
"Did you do what I told you?"
"Exactly as you said, but when I laid my dick on the counter the clerk did too.. his was bigger than mine and he took my five dollars"
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