An interview with the best racer in the world

Reporter: So, how do you do it? How do you keep winning?
Racer: Winning?
Reporter: Yeah, you have been undefeated since day one.
Racer: I've invented a new way of winning a race, it's about coming through the finish line last. So far everyone else have been better at it than me.

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