A man finds out his wife was cheating on him so he hires a Hitman to take her out.
The two are sitting in a room, across the street from a hotel room the wife was rented. The Hitman has his sniper rifle aimed through the window into the wife's room.
"My sniping service is charged on a per-bullet basis, ya know" the Hitman reminds the cuckold
"No problem, just headshot that bitch" the man replies
"Oh, looks like a man just walked into the room. We have a witness problem"
"That's probably the guy she banged! You know what...shoot his cock off while you're at it! "
"Fine as long as you'll pay for the extra bullet...oh wait..
The man looks at him, puzzled
..Nevermind, I can do it with one now"
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