An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first one asks for a pint. The second one asks for half a pint. The third one asks for quarter a pint and so on. When the fourth one asks for 1/8th of a pint, the bartender gives them two pints instead and says:

"You guys should know your limits."

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