The bartender asks the first man in line "What would you like to drink?"
The 1st mathematician replies, "I'll have a pint of beer, please."
The bartender then asks the second mathematician the same question, to which he replies, "I'll have half of what the man in front of me is having."
The bartender, mildly curious at this point, asks the 3rd mathematician the same question, to which he replies, "I'll have half of what the man in front of me is having." The bartender asks the 4th mathematician the same question, and gets the same answer the 2nd and 3rd mathematicians gave.
The bartender then takes 10 seconds to think, looks at the 5th mathematician, and says "Fuck it!", putting two pints of beer down.
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