The American is bursting with news he wants to share, but the Indian decides to introduce himself. "Hi, I am Deepak! While eating samosas with tea one day last year, I hacked into the Chinese defense systems, brought them all down to their knees". Yes he was a showoff!
The American is exploding with his info, but the Russian interrupts, introducing himself. "Hi, I am Vladimeyerr! While drinking Vodka for breakfast last Sunday, I hacked into the CIA databases, but they are so behind the times, nothing new to see". He was really an arrogant bastard!
The American simply can't hold it in any longer. He screams, "THEY FED THEIR CHILD A VEGAN DIET, DAN NEAR KILLED IT!!!".
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