Jesus is nearing the end, hanging on the cross high upon a hill in Jerusalem as people yell at him and mock him from behind the watch of guards. In a weakened voice, he whispers "John, my son, come here. There is something I need to tell you." John steps forward; "anything my Lord, what is it?" "Closer, John" Jesus replies.
John begins to walk towards Jesus. "Another step and I'll cut off your arm!" yells a guard. John stops. "Closer...." Jesus says softly. John continues to walk and the guard cuts off his arm. He screams in pain, but continues to move towards Jesus. "The other arm is next!" yells the guard. "Please, John." John crawls and the guard slices his other arm off.
John is pushing himself up the hill with just his feet. The guard cuts off both his legs. "Just a bit further" says Jesus. John is using his teeth, getting as far up as he can, he finally gets to the foot of the cross. "What is it you want my Lord?" Jesus looks down, and says to John." "Turn around..." and John does. "Look, upon Jerusalem. Do you see what I see?" John does not. "No, Lord, what do you see?" Jesus replies "It's amazing, I can see my house from here."
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