An impatient guy wakes up in a small room with a mysterious man sitting behind a desk.
On the desk is a big red button.
The mysterious man says "If you press this button, somewhere in the world, one random person that you don't know will die, but in return ..."
He cuts off abruptly and says "Well then I'm not buying it."
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