He reaches a shelf, all exhausted, and sees a few men standing over a cliff nearby. Occasionally one of them would jump off the cliff and somehow float up and back to the cliff edge.
The climber approaches to group and asks them how they manage to do it. One of the men answers that there is a powerful up draft there that is capable of lifting a man.
Our guy obviously is curious and wants to try. He goes to the cliff edge and steps off it. Naturally, he plummets to his death.
One of the group turns to the man who said about the up draft and says:
— Mike, you can be an archangel all you want, but why do you need to be such an asshole?
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