There are no parachutes on the plane, so the men must rely on their faith to save them from death.
The Catholic says a prayer, jumps off the plane and survives the fall, but dies later in a hospital.
The Jew says a prayer jumps off the plane, and survives the fall, but injures his spinal cord and is paralyzed from the waist down.
The Buddhist says a prayer, jumps off the plane, and is caught by a giant Buddha hand.
The Buddhist, relieved to have been caught, says, "Thank God," and the hand drops him.
EDIT: Wow I used the wrong break/brake in the title.
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