...searching for the Lost City of Platinum or some such thing Europeans used to believe in. He hires a native guide, and they start following a trail along the river.
The first day, they hear drums pounding in the distance of the forest. "What are those drums?" the explorer asks the guide. The guide shakes his head. "Very bad if drums stop."
The second day, they make more progress, but the drums, though still distant, are louder. "Really, what do the drums mean?" asks the explorer. The guide just shakes his head again. "Very bad if drums stop."
The morning of the third day, the drums finally stop. The explorer turns to his guide, worried. "So, what does it mean that the drums stopped?" The guide grimaces and says, "Very bad. Now come bass solo."
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