He's scared but Satan tells him that it's not as bad as bad as he thinks. "Every Monday we do drugs all day, and since you're already dead there's no bad side effects" Satan tells him. "Thursday is casino night", he adds, "Non-stop drinking and gambling as long as you want". The man breathes a sigh of relief and is looking forward to an eternity in hell. "By the way, you're gay, right?" Satan asks. "Well, no I'm not" replies the man. Satan replies, "Well, you're probably not going to like Saturdays".
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