An Englishman, Scottishman, Irishman, Welshman, Frenchman, Russian, Spaniard, Mexican, American, Norweigan, Swede, Albanian, Italian, Indian, Moroccan, Dutchman, Brazilian, Kenyan, Australian and Belgian walk into a bar.

What would happen...

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why was the...

Because he didn't have any patients. **ba dum tss**

Did you know the...

Juan shot, Juan kill.

What's the...

(Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one...

PUNS & BAR JOKES

Why did I invest all of my money into the coin factory? Because it made...

A long time...

His wife to ask him : "Why did you stopped ? You were great at writing...

You gotta keep...

80 year old Jim marrined 18 year old Linda and he was the towns envy. Soon...

Two guys walk...

Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got...

Helisoft

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction...

A redneck was out...

A redneck was out hunting in the woods when he came across a beautiful woman...