An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a Australian pub

ah, who am I kidding.

The Scotsman is waiting for someone to give them a lift,

the Irishman is already there

and the Englishman wouldn't dream of being caught dead in such a low class establishment.

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