were wandering through the rainforest when they were suddenly ambushed by a tribe of cannibals. They were told by the chief they were each to go into the forest and collect 10 fruits and return to the tribe to learn their fate.
They all go their separate ways into the forest and after a little while the Englishman comes back with 10 apples.
The chief says "you must put all the fruits up your butt without showing any pain at all."
He tries, but it can't be done and he screams out in pain and is immediately killed by the tribe.
Then the Welshman comes back with 10 berries and is set the same task. He does very well and is putting in the 10th when he suddenly bursts out in laughter, and is killed by the tribe.
He later meets up with the Englishman in heaven.
"why did you laugh?"
"I saw the Irishman coming back with pineapples"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.