These two drunks in Central Park go into the zoo. Now they're standing in front of the lions cage, right.
All of the sudden, one of the lions lets out a big roar.
You know, one of these "ROAR", "ROAARR".
And one drunk turns to the other and he says "Hey" he says "let's get outta here."
The other one says " You can't leave now the picture just started!"
Joke credit - David Adler (writer on the Dick Van Dyke Show)
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