... They see a woman lying there with no arms or legs. They feel quite sorry for her and go to say hello.
The Englishman says "Have you ever been hugged in your life?"
With a tear in her eye, "No" :( So he gives her a hug.
The Scotsman says "Have you ever been kissed in your life?"
Again, "no" :( so he gives her a kiss.
The Irishman walks up to her and says "Have you ever been fucked in your life?"
"No" :(
He says "Well you are now, the tide's coming in".
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