By a firing squad in a Nazi POW camp. The Nazis line them up, and prepare to shoot the Englishman. Just as they're aiming and about to fire, he shouts "HURRICANE!" And all the Germans run desperately for cover, and the Englishman manages to hop the fence and run off.
The disgruntled Germans come back and prepare to shoot the Scotsman. As they're about to fire he shouts "TYPHOON!" and again the Germans run and hide, and the Scotsman legs it away.
The Irishman thinks this is a great idea. The Germans come back to shoot him, and as they're aiming, he shouts "FIRE!"
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