The flight seems to be going fine, until the pilot comes over the loudspeaker and says "Gentleman, we seem to be too heavy, and we're losing altitude quickly. We need someone to grab a parachute and jump out of the plane." And so, the Englishman stands up and volunteers to jump out of the plane. He grabs his parachute, yells "Long live the Queen!" and jumps out of the plane.
About an hour later, the pilot again comes over the loudspeaker, and informs them they need another man to jump out of the plane. The Frenchman proudly stands up, grabs a parachute, opens the door and yells "Viva la France!!" and jumps out of the plane.
Another hour passes, and the pilot once again comes over the speaker. "Gentleman, we're still losing altitude. We need one more person to jump out of the plane. However, we seem to be out of parachutes." After a few minutes of the Mexican and Texan staring at each other, the Texan says "Alright I'll do it." He stands up, opens the door and screams "Remember the Alamo!!!" And throws the Mexican out of the plane.
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