4 nuns die in a car crash and go to heaven. Upon arrival to the gates of heaven they are greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says to the nuns, "You are almost ready to go into heaven but first we must rid you of the sins you have." St. Peter tells the first nun, "Sister, one time you looked at man and had impure thoughts, rinse your eyes in this holy water and you may enter into heaven." So the nun washes her eyes and enters. Then St.Peter says to the second nun, "Sister, one time you touched a mans penis, wash your hands in this holy water and you may enter into heaven." And so the nun washed her hands and entered. After this St.Peter turned back to the other two nuns who were now fighting and arguing. St. Peter asks the nuns,"What's going on?!" To which one of the nuns responds, " I just want to rinse my mouth before she washes her asshole."
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