When the ship runs into a giant boulder underwater and starts sinking.
The captain quickly gets on the radio and says "Mayday mayday. This is the English navy we are sinking. I repeat we are sinking." With no response from the German navy base.
After numerous attempts they finally hear a German soldier speak over the radio:
"OK...What..uh... What are you sinking about?"
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