Did you hear about the woman shot by the police at the gas station?

Yea, it happened recently.

This woman got out of her car and was smoking a cigarette and started filling her car up with gas.

Stupid, right?

Well anyway, someone called the cops on her and they show up with their sirens blaring, however, this dumb lady doesn't even pay them any attention.

Then, an overeager young cop jumps out of the car and points his gun at her and tells her to stop what she's doing.

That causes the woman to panic and she trips over the pump while it's still running, spilling gas all over her sleeve, causing the cigarette to fall out of her mouth, and then her arm is instantly covered in flames.

Well that's when the cops opened fire and killed her.

After all, she was brandishing a fire arm.

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