An English, German, and Italian woman are having lunch together.

They complain to each other about their husbands. The English woman begins, 'I am tired of my husband expecting me to do all the cooking in the house. When I get home I will tell him that if he wants a home cooked meal from now on he will have to cook it himself.'

The German said, 'I am tired of my husband expecting me to all the laundry in the house. When I get home I will tell him if he wants clean laundry from now on he can wash it himself.'

The Italian said, 'I am tired of my husband expecting me to do all the cleaning in the house. When I get home I will tell him that if he wants a clean house he can clean it himself.'

With that, they finished lunch and parted ways. A week later they met up again in the same spot for lunch.

The English woman says, 'When I got home I told my husband I wasn't going to cook for him anymore. On the first day I saw nothing. On the second day I saw nothing. On the third day my husband had cooked a wonderful home mean for both of us.'

The German went next. 'When I got home I told my husband that I wasn't going to do any more laundry. On the first day I saw nothing. On the second day I saw nothing. On the third day my husband had done all the laundry in the house, mine and his.'

Finally, the Italian was up. 'When I got home I told my husband that I wasn't going to clean anymore. On the first day I saw nothing. On the second day I saw nothing. On the third day I could see a little bit with my left eye.'